Thats why you’ve been out with me yet
hook: “Oho, but fuck you, i know you got the real dagger”
gold: “Oho, but fuck you, I got you on tape killing that dude”
hook: “oho , but fuck you, You’re on that tape too”
gold: “Oho but fuck you, now i’m not suck my dick plebe”
hook : “oho, but fuck you, i’ll just go kill belle”
gold: “oho, but fuck you, i’ll kill emma”
hook: “oho but fuck you it seems were at an impasse”
gold: “oho but fuck you don’t let the door hit you on your tight pert pirate ass on the way out.”
My dash did a thing.
It’s never done a thing before. This is exciting.
"Honestly the fact that The Dark One and Captain Hook are threatening eachother with "I’ll tell your girl on you" is one of the best things ever"
Are we going to talk about this?
Snow’s face is the best thing here.
anyone else with me on that
THIS WAS THE BEST
COLLECTION OF YORUBA ORISHAS
Not to diss on European mythologies but can we seriously have some fuckin’ recognition that there are religions and mythologies that are not Greek or Norse. Why the fuck did I learn about the Greeks 6 times but we never fucking talked about Africa or even really the mythologies and beliefs of native peoples?
(Pssst from what group are these deities from?)
The Yoruba of western Africa.
i don’t have many forever reblogs
but this one is
Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.
Fourteen years ago, a Death Eater named Bellatrix Lestrange used the Cruciatus Curse on my parents. She tortured them for information, but they never gave in. I’m quite proud to be their son.
This hurts. A lot.
One of the scenes that I will never be able to forget from the book is the scene when they’re at the hospital and Neville’s mother comes and gives him the sweet wrapper. She’s been tortured to insanity, but some part of her, some tiny diamond hard fragment of who she was, smothered by the shattered remains of herself remembers her son enough to want to make him smile.
She gives him a present to make him smile, and you just know Neville took that sweet wrapper home with him and put it in a box with all the other random pieces of rubbish she has given to him over the past 14 years.
This is why Neville’s story makes me hurt much more than Harry. Neville’s parents are still there. He can still see them and touch them, but he can never and will never know what they think of him, of what he has become. But no matter what happens, he will do every damn thing he can to be a man they would be proud of. Even if he’s scared, he will be brave because they were.
Re: Neville will never know what they think of him: it’s interesting that Harry, for all he never knew his parents, interacts with them quite a lot for an orphan. Both the Priori Incantatem spell and the Resurrection Stone let Lily and James talk to Harry. They tell him how brave he is and how proud they are and how much they love him.
Neville gets a bubblegum wrapper.
what the hell made any of you think this was okay
Here’s a happy for you:
Muggles are making wonderful progress with Traumatic Brain Injuries, and technology is advancing every day.
Maybe Alice and Frank won’t meet Neville, but they might get to meet their grandchildren.